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Random phrases



I have compiled a list of random phrases you will probably never use. I'm pretty certain they are grammatically correct, but sometimes, jokes don't work in another language...
Have fun with these. Even though I have no idea of the circumstances in which you will use these...
If you are interested in learning a particular structure I have use, feel free to ask, and I will make a lesson for it.





しまった
Shimatta!
Dammit!

わたしは ドイツごを はなせません。
Watashi-wa Doitsu-go o hanasemasen.
I can't speak German.

アメリカじん ですか。
Amerika jin desu ka?
Are you American?

あなたを ころす!
Anata-o korosu!
I will kill you!

じごくに いく!
Jigoku ni iku!
Go to Hell!

あなたは しにたい ですか。
Anata wa shini tai desu ka?
Do you want to die?

しにたくない!!!
Shini-takunai!!!
I don't want to die!!!

かれは しんでいますか。
Kare-wa shinde imasu ka?
Is he dead?

あなたの おかねが ほしい です。
Anata no okane ga hoshii desu.
I want your money.

あの ひとの あたまが わるい です。
Ano hito no atama ga warui desu.
That person is stupid.

スープに しんでいる はえが ありますよ。
Suupu ni shide iru hae ga arimasu yo!
There's a dead fly in my soup!

あなたが すき です。
Anata ga suki desu.
I like you.

あなたが だいきらい です。
Anata ga daikirai desu.
I hate you.

ひまな ときに まどを なめます。
Hima-na toki ni mado-o namemasu.
In my spare time, I lick windows.

でんしゃが すき です。
Densha ga suki desu.
I like trains. (asdf reference)

いぬは わたしの しゅくだいを たべました。
Inu-wa watashi no shukudai o tabemashita.
The dog ate my homework.

しゅくだいを すてました。
Shukudai o sutemashita.
I threw out the homework.

あなたの はなが おおきい です。
Anata no hana ga ookii desu.
Your nose is big.

ちちの くつしたは おいしいと おもいます。
Chichi no kutsushita wa oishii to omoimasu.
I think Dad's socks are delicious.

やくざに なりたい です!
Yakuza ni naritai desu.
I want to become a yakuza! (The yakuza are like the mafia.I didn't know how to translate it properly into English)

おいしそうな ひと
Oishisou na hito
Delicious-looking person.

さると おふろに はいります。
Saru to ofuro ni hairimasu.
I take a bath with my monkey.

ワンピースを はくことに している トムくんは パーティー の あいだに みちこさんの スカートを はいて みました。
Wanpiisu-o haku-koto ni shite iru Tomu-kun wa paatii no aida ni Michiko-san no sukaato-o haite mimashita.
Tom, who is in the habit of wearing dresses, tried on Michiko's dress during the party.

いす から おちました から、ゆびが いたい です。
Isu kara ochimashita kara, yubi ga itai desu.
My finger hurts because I fell off my chair.

にほんを かいたい です。
Nihon-o kaitai desu.
I want to buy Japan.

だめ!だめ だ!
Dame! Dame da!
No! Bad! Useless! (Again, this one is hard to translate)

みては だめ です!
Mite wa dame desu!
You must not look! (I have an example to help translate だめ)

あなたを たべても いい ですか。
Anata-o tabete mo ii desu ka?
May I eat you?

この うさぎは にんげんを たべます。
Kono usagi wa ningen o tabemasu.
This rabbit eats humans.

まずいと おもいます。
Mazui to omoimasu.
I think it tastes disgusting.

トイレに いきませんか。
Toire ni ikimasen ka?
Won't you go to the toilet with me?

せんせいは けいむしょに はいりました。
Sensei wa keimu-sho ni hairimashita.
The teacher went to prison.

かみしか たべません。
Kami shika tabemasen.
I only eat paper.

わたしは あなたの めがねを こわれました。
Watashi-wa anata no megane o kowaremashita.
I broke your glasses.

はるの ときに てんごくに いきます。
Haru no toki ni tengoku ni ikimasu.
When it is spring, I will go to Heaven.

わたしは とべます。 / わたしは とぶことが できます。
Watashi-wa tobemasu. / Watashi wa tobu koto ga dekimasu.
I can fly.

かれは にんじゃ かも しれません。
Kare wa ninja ka mo shiremasen.
He might be a ninja.

わたしは にんじんが あって、にんじんの つかいかたが わかりますよ。
Watashi wa ninjin ga atte, ninjin no tsukai kata ga wakarimasu yo!
I have a carrot and I know how to use it!

たましが ありません。
Tamashi ga arimasen.
I have no soul.

あなたは にんげん じゃない です。
Anata wa ningen janai desu.
You are not human.
I've been meaning to get around to doing this...

Any requests or suggestions for more random phrases are completely welcome!

Although I have no idea of the circumstances in which you will use them...

Have fun :)
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RavenousAddict 1 day ago  Hobbyist General Artist
i'd love it if you coul do more of these:squee:
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:iconchikurosaki:
OMG I CAN SO USE THESE IN DAILY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not lying I say a lot of this!
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snazzie-designz Jan 10, 2013   General Artist
Lol! Hilarious :D

The Japanese Tourist Board should definitely include all of the above phrases in their brochures!! Who wouldn't want to go to a country where people know how to use carrots, lick windows, and kill people whether they like it or not!! As for the wildlife, who wouldn't want to see human eating rabbits!
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mystichuntress Jan 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Ah well you know....making up random phrases is one of the first few things you do once you learn a new language. The first being swearing.
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snazzie-designz Jan 11, 2013   General Artist
Yeah. I've learned to ask for the best way to the train station in at least 10 languages!! Unfortunately, I don't understand the reply in most of them :D
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RavenousAddict Sep 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
these are awesome and funny as hell, ty!:D
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Kenliano Sep 2, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
面白い。
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Diamondd-Dreams Sep 1, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'll say the licking windows one to my friend at school XD (he's Japanese <3)
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mystichuntress Sep 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Ahahaha :)
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Kitsunechann Sep 1, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
If I ever find myself in Japan and can't understand what somebody is saying to me, that will totally be my response.
ワンピースを はくことに している トムくんは パーティー の あいだに みちこさんの スカートを はいて みました。
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